NO Homie is better than THIS Homies

I will confess, which I have before in this blog, that I don't always leave the house in my greatest outfits.  However for an appointment, especially a doctors appointment, I might step it up a bit.  This is Pete Wentz and his pregnant girlfriend Meagan Camper on the way to a doctors appointment.  Now yes, Meagan is gonna have to trade in her vintage sweatshirt, which I can appreciate, for a gown...Pete is not. 

However the casual clothes isn't what grabbed my attention, it is the 'Homies' across the crotch.  Is this the male version of PINK sweatpants by Victoria's Secret?  Personally I don't really enjoy writing across a part of my body that no one should be really looking at in public.  But maybe this is a shout out to his "little homies?"

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Maybe solid black shorts would of been a safer bet.  But not sure that is really Pete's style.  I couldn't even find these on the Homies website, so that is probably saying something.

Pete, next doctors appointment, leave the Homies shorts at home.  Meagan. while he is gone BURN his shorts, or in the future get used to people staring at his little homie...or big homie.  (Why, what have you heard?)

Couldn't Anyone of Helped a Brother Out?

I came to the realization, as I fast forwarded through this last weekends MTV Movie Awards, I might be a little too old to continue to watch this.  But why not skip through 2 hours of 'Hunger Games' loving and watch the few key items I wanted to see.  1) The Paul Walker Tribute 2) Eminem with Rihanna singing Monster and 3) Channing Tatum receiving the illustrious Trail Blazer Award.  Okay so maybe that wasn't my intention, but those were pretty much the three things I watched.

During the Speech

But as I sat thinking how cute Channing was, something really bothered me.  Jonah Hill, co-star in 21 and 22 Jump Street, presented the award to "Chan."  (Side note: I have also decided I own enough of his movies, I get to call him Chan too) But while he was, we will call it, roasting Channing, he set the award on some steps that were covered in soot.  So when Channing finally got the award, his black jacket was a mess. 

The whole 3 minute or so speech, I found myself watching to see how bad it got.  And waiting to see if his wife Jenna would try to point it out to him.  Not sure how, but isn't it your duty to try? I mean you are married to Channing Tatum. I would of.  Anyways front and back the poor guy covered his jacket in the ashy mess.

After the Acceptance

Now while this isn't a typical "Hmmm, how can we save the outfit" post, I was kinda shocked to see that even backstage, while taking pictures with the wife, it was still all over him.  Couldn't anyone of helped him out?  Surely wardrobe was backstage to help with "wardrobe malfunctions."  Alas, this did not happen and the soot filled photo ops continued.

Oh well, maybe I am just a little overly-sensitive about it.  But wondered if anyone else sat at home wondering, "Couldn't anyone of helped a brother out?"  Too bad you didn't marry me Chan...maybe next time.  (I'm Kidding)

Save the Hat for your Private Island...Or next Tim Burton Film

Apparently hats are the hip new thing.  Pharrell wore a Mountie hat to the Oscars and now Johnny Depp wore one to this weekends MTV Movie Awards. (In all fairness he did also wear one in the 2012 awards when he played with the Black Keys) However, you will notice one huge difference in Mr. Depp's hat this year....the giant torn portion down the middle.

I mean let us be honest here Johnny, if anyone can afford a hat, sans tear, its you.  YOU OWN YOUR OWN ISLAND!!!  And its not a teeny tiny one either, its 35-acres, so remote you have to fly into and then take what else?  Your own private yacht of course to get there. The asking price was $3.5 million dollars, so I am pretty sure you can afford several hats. Even one that is not ripped apart.

(Want to know who else owns their own islands?  Here ya go: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/26/private-islands_n_2365359.html)

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

DON'T WEAR A HAT RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!

Obviously Johnny Depp is a little eccentric.  You would have to be with some of the roles he has been cast in. And all those Tim Burton films, would drive anyone a little crazy.  But c'mon no one could tell him, "Do not wear that Hat."  So BURN the hat and buy a new one...pretty sure you are good for it.

Hardly EAR-esistible...even for a Kardashian

Kendall Jenner

Coachella never fails to turn out some unforgettable fashion for me.  In fact, it is generally so bad that I try to stay away from the pictures.  But what can I say, curiosity got the best of me.  And lookie lookie what I found...

Yup Kendall Jenner is wearing a nose ring that connects to her ear via a chain.  Now, not that that wasn't strange enough, but did she really need to have such a large piece in her nose?  Surely it might of been a bit better if the larger portion was connected to her ear.  Kinda makes you wonder was is attached to her ear.  (Never mind-I don't even want to know)

Now I know technically she is a Jenner.  But lets face facts, she is all Kardashian and attempting to follow in the shadow of her three more famous siblings.  And again, as a Kardashian, her decision making skills should be called into question.  (I wont even make a list-I don't think I even need to!)

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Jennifer Lopez

I like the tennis shoes, we all love a good pair of chucks.  And while I am not a fan of the rest of the outfit, it goes with the "Hippie-Dippie" of Coachella.  But the nose ring....it is unacceptable.

As someone who is an up-and-coming model and obviously trying to stay in the spot light, while this may get you some attention-it might not be the kind you want.  But BURN the earring and move on kid!  (And might as well throw in the Bandanna too-who are you Jennifer Lopez?)