Apparently, there are MORE than One way to Skin A Cat...Pick it up off the Floor!

So I will admit, I was going to write about an outfit worn by Kanye West.  But is anyone else as tired of him as me?  Now not only is he getting press by rushing the stage at the Grammy's, dissing Beck and his random appearance at the SNL 40th Anniversary Special, but all E Online does now is stories about the Kardashians and Kanye. So I am from here on out...for a while at least...K & K free (Kanye & Kardashian) on this blog.

Now if we have learned anything, if Kanye isn't making news another rapper surely is, Chris Brown.  I saw this picture of him at Fashion Week in NYC with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran and knew I had to write about it.

What the heck is he wearing?  Lions Fur?  Nothing says classy like a grey hoodie at a fashion show...under a fur parka.  I had to look it up and Karrueche is a model and seems in her element, Chris not so much.  Did she dress him? Or did he pull his fur rug off of the ground and wrap it around his shoulders?  Is it supposed to keep his gold chains warm?

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

The blue hair and grey hooded sweatshirt seem distinctly out of place at fashion week.  And the length of the sleeves seem very feminine to me.  If he is dead set on this look, why not find one with longer sleeves and a hood? If you are going to go for it, really go for it. Hopefully its faux, because it doesn't even look as nice as hers.  And lets face it, who else thinks Chris Brown would wear a fake fur coat after EVERYTHING he has done.  Not me!

But before I let Chris know what I think he should do with his outfits, I found some other gems:

"Now, who said I had to wear this rug over my shoulders?
Because I am taking him out back, I look ridiculous."

"She said if I sit here nicely, I can have a lollipop.
So I am just gonna sit here, counting the ceiling tiles"

Sorry, I thought they were funny.  Here is what I think Chris, BURN this jacket, I don't even know why you are wearing it inside.  But the least you can do is remove the hood.  And maybe seem a little interested in the show...and may I add love the baggy pushed up leather pants.  Might as well throw those in the fire bin with the coat.

This Outfit is NOT for the Dogs...or a Dog Park

Apparently I am doing something wrong when I take my dog Barrett out for a walk.  I tend to leave my "nightclub" attire in the closest, when its daytime and I am not going out clubbing.  But hey, Christina Milian has different plans.  

Although her pup seems to like the outfit, or the treats she is holding hostage in the bag, I am not sure I wouldn't mock in public if I saw this.  The outfit is probably expensive and no doubt fashionable, which is all well and great.  But its January...in the day...IN A DOG PARK!!!  

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I know Christina is no doubt out making appearances for her new TV show, one of which I have not checked out yet.  But I am sure one late night, when nothing else is on, I will catch a rerun.  But not sure this outfit makes her super relatable...to give her one last shot at stardom (her words, not mine).  I guess reading social media posts on the Voice is not working for her any longer.

I didn't intend on attempting to fix this outfit.  In the right time and place, this outfit would be considered acceptable. But throw on a pair of jeans and take the dog for a walk.  I don't think he requires a dress code to hang out with him.  

No need to BURN or FIRE anyone...just make better choices, like not trying to look like Kim Kardashian. 

Plastic Isn't Always Better...Unless its Mean Girls!!!

Bruce Jenner

I am going to start by saying that I like Bruce Jenner.  Back in the day, I used to his coffee at Starbucks, circa 2002.  You know back before we watched E! and knew who the Kardashians were.  Most importantly, I don't want to be mean or anything, as Cancer is no joking matter.  But with that aside...

Michael Jackson

Does anyone else think Bruce is starting to look like Michael Jackson?


Nothing we can do to fix, as plastic surgery is well plastic surgery.  But I will let the photos exemplify why it doesn't always work out for the best!

Kendall, Couldn't You of Found a Tanning Salon?

From time to time I have focused on other things that the celebrities are photographed with besides their clothes, such as beards, uni brows, hair cuts, etc.  Today I am going to teach you about tan lines.  And how they are avoidable for the camera lens if you are a celeb...or a mini celeb in this case or really anyone with a few hours.

Kendall Jenner (little sister to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian) at RAINE Magazine Signing at Barnes and Noble in Calabasas with masive tan lines on her chest.  I didn't really think it was so important to show her whole outfit, as all I could notice was the top.  This is a mini Kardashian, surely they have a tanning machine in their house, or in one of their houses that she could of used.  I know Kim tans daily, couldn't little sis tag along?

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

They have this great new thing now, called spray tan.  Obviously the sun tan lotion failed her, but I am here to tell you, spray tans are great.  And they don't take long to show up and can cover up any unforeseen tan lines.  Or  just don't wear a strapless dress!

Kendall is young, so I am sure she picked this out for herself and if you are sixteen, did you care about tan lines?  I doubt I did.  But surely Mama Kardashian Kris should be looking out for her kid.  Or is she too worried about the Kardashian brand?  Apparently the Jenner name doesn't carry so much weight, as she didn't even take Bruce's.  But that is another story for another time.  If Kris is "Managing" her daughter, Kendall might want to tell her mom to focus a little but more on her and not FIRE right away.  Keep the dress, its not the dresses fault it was paired with unfortunate tan lines.  But I guess there could be worse lines be showing...i.e. panty lines.

This is NOT Appropriate Daytime Hawaiian Attire Kim!

So before you ask, I am going to answer your question, yes I can read minds (no that's not the answer.)  The temperature in Hawaii, where this picture was taken, it 86 degrees.   Answer to your second question, no she didn't need to wear knee high suede boots.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are apparently enjoying a refreshing yogurt while on vacation in Hawaii.  I know when I plan a relaxing trip and go out for the day, I always throw on my Givenchy leather skirt, suede boots and t-shirt on. 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

We all know Kim likes to glam it up.  So I will allow the skirt, if I must.  But the boots are ridiculous for Hawaii and for during the day.  Maybe a cute pair of leather flats?  Maybe even in a fun color?  My next question is, do they always have to wear black?  Hell, MTV even made a joke about it on a commercial for the MTV Awards:

The pieces themselves are not bad, probably cost more than my month rent for just the t-shirt.  But I don't think they are an appropriate day outfit. But at least its not one of her daily tweeted photos of her in her bikini. So no need to do anything drastic, just don't pair them together...during the day...in Hawaii...WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!  And are you as shocked as I am that they are letting Kanye back into the MTV Awards show? 

Chester Cheetah Wouldn't Approve...

What can I say, at least your good at Tennis?  Don't give up your day job?  Don't stand next to Kim Kardashian?  She makes you look ginormous!
Serena Williams, I am glad your the number one ranked tennis player in the world right now, won't make me feel so bad when I comment on this dress. Yes, maybe as an athlete you aren't expected to excel in fashion trends, such as your friend Kim here.  But still green, leopard tight dress to a ESPY event....HIRE SOMEONE!!!

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I am going to assume this is satin, maybe even silk, and letting out wont help too much.  Its way to tight, the dress shouldn't bunch around her waste and stomach.  The dress itself shouldn't have rolls (not saying she has rolls, but you can see what I mean) And you cannot see it in this picture, but she a huge tan bandage on her leg, cut herself shaving perhaps?  Go without the band aid next time.  Please.

Lets get to the main point here.  When you are as well known as Serena or her sister Venus, you need to have people.  I know she has coaches, agents, PR people, etc to help guide her daily life.  So one has to assume she a team of stylists to help dress her for certain events.  I see Serena as someone that does what she wants though, so a stylist may have their work cut out for them.  But you have to do right by your client...and this so not right.  Serena, my advice, BURN first and then FIRE!!!