So as I don't really follow men's college basketball or NBA basketball for that matter, I was a bit slow on the uptake on Anthony Davis and his special friend. No, not that one-keep your mind out of the gutter. However at last nights ESPY Awards in Los Angeles, I was educated on it. For those who don't know, Davis is a 6'10" basketball player, went to Kentucky for his freshman year and then decided to go pro. And was drafted #1 by New Orleans Hornets. So it is natural he would be at the awards show and in a suit, which I can appreciate. However what I didn't appreciate it was his Uni-Brow...
I complained about the beards and am now even more concerned that 2012 will be the year of the Uni. I know its a little hard to see in the picture of his outfit, so I have included a close up just so you can all get a proper visual.
Hmmm, how to save the outfit?
The outfit is fine, its the caterpillar on his forehead I am concerned about. He was a good sport about the jokes last night, but you would think it might encourage him to rectify the situation. As a girl who gets her eyebrows plucked, its relatively painless. And if he is embarrassed to go in to a salon, I mean he is a big guy, he would certainly make a scene. Here is a link to amazon for a pair of tweezers, they deliver...and start plucking. I am even sure someone could come to your house to wax them to?
Lets face it Anthony, you are going to be a rich kid, I think its time to grow up and fix your facial issues. Do not BURN them off, that would be bad. And I wouldn't FIRE anyone...yet. Perhaps you might want to surround yourself with some better friends. Because a good friend would of told you to fix the uni way before now!!!
And because I thought it was funny, here is the ESPY's Opening jokes...about 6 minutes in is the Anthony Davis portion:
