Katy & Heidi-The Kids Know Better...So should YOU!!!

Katy Perry

Yesterday was the 2012 Kids Choice Awards on Nickelodeon.  Its were all the kids and tweens get together, pick their favorite actors, actresses, singers, athletes and so on and so on.  But most importantly it is where famous people get covered in neon green slime.  Anything for the kids right?  Past slimees include Jim Carrey, Will Smith and in 2011, Katy Perry.  So one can only guess that that experience inspired this years outfit for her.

I know I am going to get in some trouble for this post, but so be it.  Not only is she from Santa Barbara and went to the same high school as me,  but a bunch of my friends love her (also including my mother.)  But that is no excuse, this is awful from head to toe.  Obviously we was channeling last years slimed outfit, but with the orange carpet and blue hair, it's what the youngsters call a "Hot Mess."  Besides that fact, she looks like she stole one of their lil dance outfits when they weren't looking.

Heidi Klum

And she wasn't the only one, although more subtle, Heidi Klum also had a not so winning number on. At least she was dressed for winter, but that dress and boots combo is not 'Supermodel' approved.  Again, very different than Katy's dress-yet makes for a nice canvas to slime on.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

We will start with Heidi's outfit first.  I would say pick one or the other.  If your gonna do that dress, which I am not sure is entirely right for a kids show,  change the shoes and add a pop of color somewhere.  If your gonna stay with the boots, pick a completely different outfit.  As for Katy...lets be honest, she goes for shock value first and I shouldn't be surprised to figure out that this outfit is not save-able.  She should give Heidi some her color, maybe her bright green shoes?

As far as I can see these two women have three things in common.  1. Both went to a Kids Awards Show. 2. Both are going or gone through very public, yet seemingly amicable divorces. And 3. Both have terrible style based on the photos I have seen of them recently.  Now Katy goes for pure gimmick and attention as we all know, she did marry Russell Brand.  I believe Heidi tries, but I just don't think has great fashion sense, but why should she?  She has had people telling her what to wear in fashion shoots most of her life. 

To Heidi, keep the dress and boots-just never wear them at the same time again.  Katy, BURN the entire thing.  And I know for a fact you have stylists, I have seen them among your giant entourage you bring to performances.  So go ahead and FIRE them too while your at it.  They can do better and so should you.  Your now an accomplished artist, everyone knows who you are.  Let us see your talent and not your terrible outfits.

But what do you think?  Would you wear any of these?  Comment below...