MTV Awards-Disappointing and Fashionably Hard to WATCH

I love Love LOVE movies and I used to really look forward to the MTV Movie Awards.  I admit, I am not an Oscar nominated film fan, generally the movies I love are more of the Razzie nominated types.  So MTV awards were always a chance to see my favorite movies win some type of award, you know like...best kiss or for example.  (Shout out to Ryan and Rachel in the Notebook.)

But this year I not only found myself disappointed with the show, but also with the fashion. I haven't seen Hunger Games, so I felt really old watching it.  And not even the movies biggest stars were present.  With the exception of a few, its lacked its usual star power.  And host Russell Brands jokes left more crickets than giggles. Him shouting "Twilight" and "Hunger Games" after every bad joke grew tiresome.  (And I am pretty sure he did that last year too.)  Relative to fashion, it would be easier to say who looked good, than who looked bad.  So without further delay, here are my picks for worst dressed:

From Left to Right: Elizabeth Banks, Julianne Hough, Brooke Hogan, Emma Watson and Russell Brand

Starting from the left, I think Elizabeth Banks is angry she wasn't cast as Catwoman in the newest Batman or maybe trying out for a Spiderman villain.  And I thought Julianne Hough's was bad, until I saw Brooke Hogans.  Are they trying out to be a female tag team in the WWE?  And Emma Watson, tennis anyone?  Looks like something I have seen the Williams sisters wear during a match.  And Russell Brand...a fur belt?  Really??

Center: Kristen Stewart

And Kristen Stewart, you walk the entire red carpet in high heels, but you win the award for best movie and you jump onstage in your Chucks?  Worn and dirty ones at that. You were sitting most of the show, your feet were that tired?

Hmmm, how to save the outfits?

I am willing to give most of them the benefit of the doubt on these outfits.  As they wanted to all seem young and hip, maybe going a bit over the top.  And then others are just strange (that would be you Russell.)  How to save?  They all had okay shoes? 

I would say most of these outfits should BURN, leave the shoes.  Kristen can throw her shoes in with the burning clothes, buy a new pair girlfriend.  And I am pretty sure Russell doesn't have a stylists, but the others should threaten theirs.  They don't need to FIRE today, but again, they should be warned.

Comments? Twilight? Hunger Games?

Katy & Heidi-The Kids Know Better...So should YOU!!!

Katy Perry

Yesterday was the 2012 Kids Choice Awards on Nickelodeon.  Its were all the kids and tweens get together, pick their favorite actors, actresses, singers, athletes and so on and so on.  But most importantly it is where famous people get covered in neon green slime.  Anything for the kids right?  Past slimees include Jim Carrey, Will Smith and in 2011, Katy Perry.  So one can only guess that that experience inspired this years outfit for her.

I know I am going to get in some trouble for this post, but so be it.  Not only is she from Santa Barbara and went to the same high school as me,  but a bunch of my friends love her (also including my mother.)  But that is no excuse, this is awful from head to toe.  Obviously we was channeling last years slimed outfit, but with the orange carpet and blue hair, it's what the youngsters call a "Hot Mess."  Besides that fact, she looks like she stole one of their lil dance outfits when they weren't looking.

Heidi Klum

And she wasn't the only one, although more subtle, Heidi Klum also had a not so winning number on. At least she was dressed for winter, but that dress and boots combo is not 'Supermodel' approved.  Again, very different than Katy's dress-yet makes for a nice canvas to slime on.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

We will start with Heidi's outfit first.  I would say pick one or the other.  If your gonna do that dress, which I am not sure is entirely right for a kids show,  change the shoes and add a pop of color somewhere.  If your gonna stay with the boots, pick a completely different outfit.  As for Katy...lets be honest, she goes for shock value first and I shouldn't be surprised to figure out that this outfit is not save-able.  She should give Heidi some her color, maybe her bright green shoes?

As far as I can see these two women have three things in common.  1. Both went to a Kids Awards Show. 2. Both are going or gone through very public, yet seemingly amicable divorces. And 3. Both have terrible style based on the photos I have seen of them recently.  Now Katy goes for pure gimmick and attention as we all know, she did marry Russell Brand.  I believe Heidi tries, but I just don't think has great fashion sense, but why should she?  She has had people telling her what to wear in fashion shoots most of her life. 

To Heidi, keep the dress and boots-just never wear them at the same time again.  Katy, BURN the entire thing.  And I know for a fact you have stylists, I have seen them among your giant entourage you bring to performances.  So go ahead and FIRE them too while your at it.  They can do better and so should you.  Your now an accomplished artist, everyone knows who you are.  Let us see your talent and not your terrible outfits.

But what do you think?  Would you wear any of these?  Comment below...