No Golden Statue for Pamela Anderson

It is pretty hard to mess up a wrap dress.  But unfortunately for Pamela Anderson at a movie premiere of 'The Gunman,' that is what happened.

At first glance the dress is okay, but paying closer attention it is a golden disaster.  Where to begin? The material looks pretty cheap with frayed ends.  Looks like she simply went to a fabric store and asked for gold colored fabric of any material.  The material and low cut front, doesn't allow for a conventional bra, as her chest area is busting out.  But clearly you can see nipples popping out and she seems to be a little lopsided. (What is the point of a boob job if they aren't even straight?) The gold closed toed high heeled pumps seem to blend with the dress with a magenta jeweled belt attempting to hold everything together.  Heck, she even looks angry about the outfit.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I want to start by saying I love the bag. LOVE IT! But not sure it goes with this attempt at a delicate look, seems a bit harsh and out of place with the dress, however wrong it might be.  Perhaps if the dress was a bit larger and closed up a bit more, she wouldn't look like the dress was about to tear off.

If I was Pamela, I would be way more well-endowed in the chest area, but I would BURN this dress.  It's not flattering on her in the least.  The belt, shoes and bag can stay...in fact just mail me the bag, I would take excellent care of it.  But this was not a outfit worth of an Oscar or a Hollywood movie premiere.

What do you think?  Too harsh?  Or not harsh enough?

Where's the Groom?

So if you watch TV, read magazines or surf the Internet, you will know like 50 different couples got married this weekend.  Okay, so maybe a bit of a over-exaggeration, but A LOT in any case.  So Congrats to those people, I suppose that is the correct way to do it.  I won't mention them all, because then this blog would get way too long.

However, I know what your thinking, white dress + Vegas (TAO is in Vegas) + Pamela Anderson = WEDDING.  Nope, she wore this ugly dress on her own...or we haven't been told about the nuptials?  Is she even dating anyone?  Regardless, this mesh dress was worn to celebrate her bday...not a wedding.

But she isn't longing by the pool, actually onto her way into a night club.  I know living by the beach in California, you become accustomed to a certain level of laid-back-ness.  However, this is just ridiculous.  If you go to Vegas night clubs its all about the glitz and glamour. 

Hmmm, how to save the Outfit?

Lets be honest, it doesn't take someone to work at Victoria's Secret to know, you do not wear a tube top dress when you have a chest as large as hers.  I understand she was going to a "beach" theme club where it was all around the pool, but that doesn't excuse the lack of structure.  She isn't 22 years old anymore! (Sorry Pam)  The white is fine...but white mesh?  I think I see her underwear or bikini bottoms underneath the dress and believe me, I don't have to look too hard.

Maybe she should of given up the beach look and gone to get married.  At least we know she does that well...I would say to Pamela, hire a stylist and remove that dress.  Go to one of the thousands of stores in Vegas, which are ALL open late night and buy something nicer.  Then walk over to the Mirage Hotel and wait for the Volcano to erupt and throw this dress into the fire and watch it BURN!!!