The Machine should help Florence with her Outfit

I saw Florence + the Machine in Santa Barbara this summer to kick off their tour.  Girl can sing...but she cannot dress,   YEESH!!! 

Florence Welch and I have never really had much in common fashion wise, this was apparent when I saw her on tour.  But this...this is a whole other level of bad. At the Venice Film Festival she wore multiple Miu Miu patterns, high water pants and high heeled ankle boots.  Her accessories aren't much better than her outfit.  She looks like that kid who went on a growth spurt right before the first day of school...and then apparently went blind right before picking out her clothing.

Hmmm, how to save this outfit?

Both patterns are pretty bold, too much to mix.  Generally if you are going to mix patterns, one should be a bit more subdued, like a pinstripe.  Then you can do a crazy floral pattern like she tried since the more minimalist pattern becomes the solid.  I guess picking a basic colored top or bottom wasn't in her plans and throwing on the black belt and shoes comes off somewhat harsh since most of the tones in the outfit are brown.  What happened to her trademark crazy dresses?  Pretty sure that would of been better than this debacle. 

While flipping through my Ipod, I see she has a song titled 'Strangeness & Charm' which seemed to fit while writing this post.  However while strange, this look is certainly not charming.  BURN the entire thing, nothing to save. And doesn't she even look uncomfortable and maybe a little angry?  So I am guessing someone told her to wear this, so FIRE them as well.  And finally, stick with music, not fashion...

Boys Gone Bad

Thought it was a good time to pick on some boys and since I learned how to post multiple pictures on one blog, its all fair in Love and...fashion? 

Michael Cera

All these guys were at the same Movie Premiere this week, about a guy who beats up his new girlfriends Ex-boyfriends, or defends her honor...or something like that.  I know, rushing right off to stand in line for opening night with you.  But just because it sounds like a lame movie, doesn't mean you can take the premiere lightly.  If the movie sucks, I will most likely remember your outfit more than the crap movie you made. 

1.  Michael Cera (star of the movie)... This is too easy.  First off, I looked it up, your 5'10" no way your pants should ever be that short.  And if they are, don't keep your hands in your pockets.  I would never be caught dead in pants like that.  And who wears a suit, which is probably okay for his laid back style, with casual penny loafers?  Or I guess you might call them boat shoes.  Regardless, this is bad.  But at least you wore a suit.

Judd Apatow & Jack Black

2. Judd Apatow and Jack Black...Let's face it, both of these guys are loaded.  Jude Apatow has made tons of crude movies, such as 40-Year Old Virgin, SuperBad and Knocked up.  And Jack Black has starred in several Crude Movies and a couple good ones, School of Rock, The Holiday, Airborne (classic 80's Movie) and Kung Fu Panda.  But both of these grown men, who I can only assume came to support friend Cera, couldn't dress up a little more than this.  Black looks like he just went to the gym, which hello based on his body, we can see he did not.  And Apatow, well think he may always dress this way.  At least iron your shirt dude~

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

My help to Michael Cera would be remove your hem in the bottom of your pants to lengthen and change those shoes.  Heck I might even accept a tennis shoe as opposed to this brown one.  As for the other two...

Look its pretty obvious no stylists were consulted for any of these guys.  Not sure if any of them have one, doubt it, which should be step number 1.  As for the outfits, to save time and effort, because they need to conserve as much as possible, BURN everything!