Should of STAYED in Hiding!!!

So if you missed it Lindsey Lohan is back in court today and not without her usual antics.  She tried to delay her court date by saying she was too sick to fly to California for a probation violation.  Apparently per E! Online she has tried this before for court dates, shooting movies, etc.  But alas, she was forced to hope on a plane with her "sickness" and out of her NYC hiding spot.

What is sick is this botched spray tan job, or lack-there-of.  Now I know there is nothing wrong with having pale white legs, I have them myself. (And I am 60% legs)  And I understand wanting to be camera ready when your daily business will inevitably be aired all over television or printed in magazines or online.  But if you are going to do the top, can't you spare a few minutes and do the bottom too?  Or throw on a pair of pants?  Its not like you are known for your stems like Cameron Diaz for example, so what is with the need for a skirt.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I have shown bad tans in the past, but she obviously took the time do half.  And if you have spray tanned, admit it most of us have, it only takes a few more minutes to do your legs too.  Just simply lazy, but honestly not sure what I should expect.  But getting off topic, how to save the outfit?  PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS!!!

Honestly I am kind of sick of hearing about Lindsey and her drama with her career, drugs, driving, her parents, blah, blah blah...but this was too bad to pass up.  One might say, too easy?  Anyways Lindsey, not sure your stylists even work for you anymore (I wouldn't) but this is pretty bad.  Sadly you can't BURN yourself-OUCH...so not sure what else to say.  A picture is worth a thousand words and that is about mine on this topic!

Link to E! Online Article: http://www.eonline.com/news/383283/lindsay-lohan-makes-it-to-court-after-arrival-drama-trial-date-set-for-probation-violation

Golden Globes Focus...Probably NOT Where These Actresses Wanted

Its officially Awards Season...WOOOHOOO!!!  And last night was the first big event of the year, The Golden Globes.  And with any award season comes my favorite part, the questionable outfit selections.  There were a few "Interesting" choices and then there were the dresses that really stood out to me for different reasons, none of the them for particularly good reasons.  And here they are...



Left to Right: Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig and Halle Berry

I am not saying that these outfit selections by these women were necessarily the worst, but I had some interesting thoughts. Starting with Jessica Chastain, when you are already a pale female (which I am), a light blue gown probably isn't the best choice.  Plus with red hair and red lipstick?  And along with fellow presenter Kristen Wiig, neither really fill out the top of their dress.  So Jessica's kind of just bunches in the chest and hips like pillows, not too flattering.  For Kristen's, I cant decide if it remind me of an exclamation point or an arrow pointing down.  Neither of which should bring attention to kind of a boring outfit.  And finally Halle Berry's dress, was pretty, until the close up where it looked like her right side of her chest area was spilling out of the fabric.  Careful, you might lose something!
 
Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Perhaps with a needle and thread, some of these "Interesting" dress choices could be fixed.  Jessica's #1 problem is color choice.  And perhaps with a good seamstress the rest could be altered.  Maybe a bolder piece of jewelry, like a necklace with a bit more pop of color may have helped?  For Kristen's, if a cut out is the most interesting part of your outfit, probably not a good sign.  But she doesn't have the right upper body to pull this off and seemed almost uncomfortable.  Maybe also a better accessory piece could of helped.  And Halle, fix the chest area-just looked odd.  Colors were great.

I haven't seen enough of Kristen's outfits to comment on her style selections.  And I am pretty sure with the last few years Jessica has had, she has stylists to help her, Oscar noms and all.  So both ladies need to BURN these dresses and move on.  As for Halle, your people should of stopped this boob action from happening, but no need for drastic means.  Just I expect more next time.

And finally if you are gonna rock a gown, make sure you can walk in it and your shoes.  Girl's winner Lena Dunham looked like it was her first night in heels.  And with winning two awards and somewhat the 'Bell of the Ball', you may want to work on that.  You are in the big leagues now.

2013 People's Worst Choices Award

Last Night was the 2013 People's Choice Awards on CBS.  Although I did not watch it, I figured it was a good opportunity to check out some outfits on the beautiful people and comment accordingly.  As expected the men wore suits, always appreciated, and the women were a bit more daring.  But daring doesn't always mean good...

Katy Perry

Katy Perry's outfit or as I named this dress, "Black Strawberry Shortcake Dress" was out of the norm.  For Katy, this was a pretty tame outfit and almost boring for her.  Perhaps without the sleeves it would of been more appealing, and not a winterized floral dress.  And the shoes were very boring, although I can understand she wanted the dress to standout, but this Valentino dress is not all that amazing and needs some help.



Olivia Munn

The other look I was not a fan of was Oliva Munn's black and white multiple layers dress. The skirt kinda reminds me of a black and white lace wedding cake, probably not something you want to wear, only eat.    The trumpet-style skirt shouldn't flair below the knee, rather would of been much more flattering above it.  And she, like Katy, opted for minimal flair to go with their outfits, Olivia couldn't even muster up a fun shoe!

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

As for Katy's, I again wish the sleeves were not included in the dress.  And probably then shouldn't be worn during winter.  All she is missing is black tights to make this outfit even worse.  As for Olivia's, a simple skirt would of been much better or at least a shorter one, one tier less or so.  And perhaps a bracelet or something to drag attention away from this lackluster outfit. 

In a night where most of the ladies at the awards show definitely had stylists helping them out (based on how they look on their own), these two ladies either didn't listen or stylists didn't help them out...especially Olivia.  Katy, BURN the sleeves and Olivia, FIRE your stylists.  This may have been the worst outfit on the red carpet...don't believe me? Feel free to check out other examples.  You know you want to...