I Am Not Blue Over This Outfit (not even a little)

I am just gonna say it, Alan Cummings scares me.  He plays all these weird little creepy characters in movies.  You may not know his name, but you have no doubt seen him in movies  However after seeing him in this blue plaid suit, he now terrifies me!

I can only hope this is some sort of joke, but apparently it wasn't.  He wore this to the Emmy "Artistic" awards-is this what we are calling this suit...Artistic? 

Before you ask, he actually is a voice for a smurf in the upcoming film, but that doesn't make this okay.  And really tapered pants?  They verge on skinny pants that some of the young kids are wearing today.  I am all for a 3-piece suit...but I am gonna have to jump ship on this look.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Well take away the pants and jacket and replace with a classic black tux or suit, you may be able to get away with the vest.  Those shoes have got to go as well.  Way to chunky for the suit. 

Not much left to say, I am pretty sure a stylist picked this out, or at least let him walk the red carpet looking this way, thinking this was funny and a way to make some sort of statement.  Well it did and now I am making one...YUCK YUCK YUCK-FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!

Just say NO!!!

Bad...

Drew Barrymore is known for many things in Hollywood...A new director, her roles in 'ET', 'Firestarter' and several others and of course her adolescent drug use. I am not sure fashion trends is something she represents well.

So originally I was going to post this picture of this tan dress that Drew wore on a red carpet recently. Although its not the worst thing I have ever seen, it doesn't fit her body type very well (or anyones) and just doesn't sit well with me. And the potato sack color does not have me screaming its praises. 

But after seeing what she wore this weekend, I know longer think her sack is so bad. I feel like a crow fell on her head and died, because this vest, I guess we call it, is   U-G-L-Y!!! Perhaps she is starring in the next installment of the Crow Films, they have made four so far, what's another one?

Worse

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Well I do not think there is anything that can be done to help our fallen friend...the bird.  And a baby tee-really.  Its 2010, I didn't think people still wore those.

All and all, this is just a terrible terrible terrible look.  And her strangely hair doesn't help at all.  I gotta think she has a stylist that helps her for events, especially since she has a "hippie" type style. 

Simple solution BURN this vest or cover up, which actually makes me miss ponchos and hire a new stylist.  Drew if your stylist picked this for you or the brown bag above...you need to FIRE them faster than you were killed off in the original Scream film...and that was about 5 minutes into the movie!!!

Not a Hi-Lite Rebecca

X-Men

Ugly Betty

Friends

As Supermodel Actresses go, Rebecca Romijn isn't the worst.  She has been casted in some good films and TV shows, as listed above and isn't terribly annoying.  But this dress kinda is.

Lets forget she wore this to the Piranha 3D premiere (or should I say lets forget they made this movie period) and focus on the dress itself.  Wonder if the dress was white and she decided to color it in with a yellow highlighter?  I guess it does match the lettering for the movie poster, score one for her?

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Well maybe if it was a different color, she could dye it black, you can cover up anything if you make it dark enough.  And I am not a fan of the earrings, doesn't really go with the style of dress.  The shoes bother me too, but its not the nail in the coffin...the dress is.

As a supermodel (as mentioned in the Heidi Klum post) I expect more.  And although this is not the worst dress I have seen, its not the best for her.  She may have had a stylist pick this for her, you know, "I need something real quick for my hubbies (Jerry O'Connell) movie premiere-send me over some things."  So it is partly a stylist and her fault, but going by this outfit alone...Rebecca its okay to FIRE!

Mommy Doesn't Always Know Best!

Ellen Pompeo

I am not a mom...not sure I plan on little baby Nicole's running around.  With that said, it always amazes me that its excused to go out looking crappy, just cuz you have a kid.  Maybe I am insensitive due to my lack of maternal instinct, but hey plenty of moms run around looking perfectly fine. For example, Jessica Alba always looks cute and she is not only a working actress, but a wife and mom.  So it can be done.

Jessica Alba

Ellen Pompeo from 'Grey Anatomy' is a prime example of what not to do.  I understand your busy, we get it, but why grab such a bulky shapeless cover up.  I see your at the beach, but try to dress appropriately.  I don't expect you to show up in a gown with perfect make up, but a better outfit is always appreciated. 

 Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

The dress, although it cannot be seen, looks way too long for her, which adds to the bulk.  And the neck line, which looks to have fallen below her chest area doesn't help for shape.  So I would shorten immediately.  Then tie knots on the top of the shoulder to get the neckline up a bit.

Ellen, I would say simply, this is not a good dress for you and if your not planning to drown it in the ocean...BURN BURN BURN!!!

Better Write this one off in your Diary Bridget

I remember watching 'What Not to Wear' and seeing the mothers that came on the show, get reprimanded by Stacy for their "grocery shopping clothes".  You know what I mean, sweats, sweatshirt, bag t-shirt, the occasional Ugg.  And then they go shopping and Stacy and Clinton show the mom acceptable weekend attire, usually involved flats, a jean skirt and little thin jacket, etc.  Stacy and Clinton...WE NEED YOU HERE!

Renee Zellwegger, who is out doing errands this last weekend, looks more like a teenage boy going to a Emo concert than a award winning actress (I think she won some award...for something.)  I know she dates Bradley Cooper and she is going to have to step up the sex-appeal to keep him.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Surely someone with her financial means, can scrounge up a more Stacy/Clinton acceptable outfit. The sweatshirt may be okay with a blue jean, a nicer wedge shoe and maybe some jewelry.  The pants, if not worn with a high boot, are not okay.

I am not saying that she cannot wear comfy clothes out, but lets face it, we expect more from these celebrities.  I expect more Renee, even though I don't particularly like you...aside from Jerry Maguire,

"You had me at hello." 

So take your rags, because that is what they look like and BURN before Bradley sees you!

Someone should Beat him!

In Europe I realize that certain things are acceptable, that maybe are not in the United States...or with me.  So perhaps this will not bother as many as it did me, but its my blog so neiner neiner!!!

Jude Law went out to dinner with with back again girlfriend Sienna Miller in a nice suit.  He "Suited Up", which I can appreciate.  However a white wife beater underneath with chest hair sticking out, does not make for a happy me.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Lets face it, not much needs to be done to fix the outfit and perhaps some people didn't notice it, since he is such a hottie and all!  I don't personally find him that attractive, so he does not get the free pass.  He needs to wear some sort of shirt-even a t-shirt might be better.  Doesn't seem that he was going for a casual dinner, I mean he is wearing a suit.

I don't think a stylist was hired for dinner (with Robert Downey Jr), so the wife beater debacle falls on Jude.  Throw on something else, with sleeves and save the wife beaters for another time.  I guess I can say, at least he tucked it in?    There isn't a huge need to BURN or FIRE-I just didn't like it.  And I am all about making me happy these days...So please take some wax and get ride of the hair....yuck!

Did you kill a smurf for that lipstick?

I have tried to stay away from obvious bad looks, which is why I made a personal rule not to judge outfits worn on stage during a musical performance.  If you go to enough concerts, you know that the best articles of clothing are not always on stage. 

However, which is just a fancy way to say but, this is appalling and not on stage, so it fits within my rules.  I am still deciding on whether I like Ke$ha and if she has any talent...obviously whatever talent she has did not go into her wardrobe.  I just saw her open for Rihanna a couple weeks ago, I kinda think she works to hard to be eccentric. 

This is going to be extremely short since, well there is absolutely nothing I can do to save this outfit.  Well I take that back..

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

The dress may be okay...but the whole outfit is so distracting to even tell.

Lets face it, Ke$ha doesn't really care what she wears and although she probably has stylists to help dress her, she does what she wants.  This is coming from the girl that says she loves trash bags. 

It wouldn't matter if I say BURN or FIRE here, she may be beyond help.  I kind of want to know what she looks like walking around her house with no cameras on.  Which leads me to my next internet search, what is her real name?

Kesha (no dollar sign) Rose Sebert

I See London, I See France...I See Someone's Underpants

You date one of the biggest pop superstars ever, Justin Timberlake...You star in several action movies and get to make out with Bradley Cooper...And your career is apparently thriving.  One might say you have it all, right?  Well Jessica Biel, you don't have one thing, NUDE UNDERWEAR!!!!

At first glance, this red dress looks pretty, flattering and a nice color for her.  And then when you take that second look, note her black underwear.  Yup the skirt of the dress is pretty sheer but c'mon, you're not even trying.

I will give you the benefit of the doubt.  I am sure someone had you throw on the dress after hair and makeup and run out of the door.  So you probably didn't have a chance to look in the mirror.  (Note to self:  Always check the mirror before leaving the house.)  But what is your excuse for this suit number?  It looks like you borrowed it from Diane Keaton, but she wouldn't even wear this.  How do you expect to keep Justin in this awful suit? That is a bad color, no shape, too short and those shoes are way too old for you. 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

For the red dress, pretty easy and I will say it again...NUDE UNDERWEAR!!!  As for the suit, the jacket needs to be more fitted, the pants longer, lose the shoes for a younger version and the shirt is just boring. 

I do believe with all the promoting for A-Team Jessica is doing, a stylist may not of gone to Berlin for the functions, but she definitely sat down with someone to pick the outfits out.  And generally I think she does okay fashion-wise, so I will let the stylist keep the job.  But for the suit....I don't think I really need to say it, but I will BURN BURN BURN BURN!!!

Totally not feeling Green

The original 90210, I remember was full of style icons.  I remember asking for vests, colored blouses, hats, booties and scrunchies for Christmas or Birthday presents.  Yup Scrunchies...Just so I could look like Kelly, Brenda or Donna.  So you would expect the new, updated version, would have the same key fashion trends.  And for the most part, it does its best to represent. 

However, just when you think its okay to let your fashion guard down, someone shows up with a number like this.  Shenae Grimes, who plays Annie on the show, showed up to a "Green" carpet event in this.  Seriously looks like she went to the fabric store, bought some green satin, cut a hole for her head-a la Casper the Friend Ghost-and went out.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

That is a stupid question and I hate stupid questions...almost as much as I hate this outfit.  Obviously the belt was supposed to try and add some shape to the dress.  But its still too long and shapeless for such a small girl.

So Shenae, hun, do not do this again.  I don't think a stylist had you wear this to what is obviously a Green event.  So I think, trying to stay in the color scheme, you picked the wrong dress.  It happens, you are allowed one slip up at Beverly Hills High before they outcast you to THAT table.  So go home, remove the dress and BURN!  And maybe one day we will all forget...

Step Away from the Kiddie Department

When someone is nominated for a Oscar certain things are assumed:
1.  The person actually has talent
2.  Probably making some good money on at least the next movie they snag (you know in case it was an indie)
3.  Hired a Stylist to walk the Red Carpet

And if same said person, is also in one of the most popular Movie Franchises going on right now, they would need to have someone on staff to help for all the premieres and occasions.  Well Anna Kendrick, I guess you are a prime example of why someone shouldn't assume.  Because you are TOTALLY making an ASS out of U and ME!!!

For those of you who don't know, Anna was nominated for the Oscar as Supporting Actress in 'Up in the Air' with Clooney and is in those little Twilight movies.  So she is basically everywhere.  And it upsets me when I see her at a movie premiere dressed like this. Certainly one would assume she could afford to get a stylist or at least afford a full size adult dress.  But there I go assuming again.

Hmmm, how to save the dress?

First off those shoes have to go far far far away from this dress.  I am all for a yellow shoe, but this is not only the wrong shoe, but wrong color for this navy dress. The mini dress is not flattering and for too short, for even her.  It almost looks like a trash back with blue spray paint wrapped around her.

I would say to Anna, you have several issues.  If your stylist told you to wear this combo, FIRE him or her immediately.  There is no way to save the dress, so take it outside and BURN!!!