Should of STAYED in Hiding!!!

So if you missed it Lindsey Lohan is back in court today and not without her usual antics.  She tried to delay her court date by saying she was too sick to fly to California for a probation violation.  Apparently per E! Online she has tried this before for court dates, shooting movies, etc.  But alas, she was forced to hope on a plane with her "sickness" and out of her NYC hiding spot.

What is sick is this botched spray tan job, or lack-there-of.  Now I know there is nothing wrong with having pale white legs, I have them myself. (And I am 60% legs)  And I understand wanting to be camera ready when your daily business will inevitably be aired all over television or printed in magazines or online.  But if you are going to do the top, can't you spare a few minutes and do the bottom too?  Or throw on a pair of pants?  Its not like you are known for your stems like Cameron Diaz for example, so what is with the need for a skirt.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I have shown bad tans in the past, but she obviously took the time do half.  And if you have spray tanned, admit it most of us have, it only takes a few more minutes to do your legs too.  Just simply lazy, but honestly not sure what I should expect.  But getting off topic, how to save the outfit?  PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS!!!

Honestly I am kind of sick of hearing about Lindsey and her drama with her career, drugs, driving, her parents, blah, blah blah...but this was too bad to pass up.  One might say, too easy?  Anyways Lindsey, not sure your stylists even work for you anymore (I wouldn't) but this is pretty bad.  Sadly you can't BURN yourself-OUCH...so not sure what else to say.  A picture is worth a thousand words and that is about mine on this topic!

Link to E! Online Article: http://www.eonline.com/news/383283/lindsay-lohan-makes-it-to-court-after-arrival-drama-trial-date-set-for-probation-violation

Outfit LOSE-Apalooza for Kelly Osbourne

So Lollapalooza 2012 in Chicago was this last weekend.  And like any multiple day music festival, audience outfits can be questionable.  Especially since they stand around for days watching bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Black Keys and Black Sabbath in the hot hot sun...drinking (among other things.)

But Kelly Osbourne took it a little too far, especially given the fact that she is one of the hosts of E's Fashion Police. Yes, she came out to support her fathers band, but is that really a excuse to wear this? She better hope co-host Joan Rivers doesn't see this, or she is going to get a earful.  P.S. If you watch the show, its pretty obvious Joan gets the "good" jokes, while everyone else gets the rest-probably written into her contract.  I have no doubt it will be brushed under the rug come film time, so I figured I should bring it up.  So here goes...

I wont lie, kinda torn between a joke about a fairy meets an Umpa Lumpa or a reference to Gem and the Holograms.  Both might be too nice for this outfit.  So lets  just break  down the fashion infractions:

1. Messy Purple Hair

2. Bleached Eye Brows

3. No Makeup (minimal amount)

4. Ugly 2 Piece Outfit

5. Shoes that don't even go with Outfit Theme

6. Boring Accessories

7. Should I really keep going?

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Well at least she is skinny,  I hate it when people try to show off skin and should not.  Good job to her for working hard on looking healthier.  The hair color might be acceptable for the type of event and even the dress...if it was all in one piece. But the shoes don't go, I am never a fan of bleaching eyebrow's to look like you shaved them and her accessories are lacking.  I can only think she wanted to tame them down due to the dress, but when your dress bombs, what do you turn to?

So I am assuming she took this risk on her own.  I am eager to see if she tells her fellow fashion hosts the truth and fesses up to her messes. (Get it, it rhymes.)  Kelly, I would BURN the top of the dress, its not your friend.  And promise to wear the skirt and shoes with other pieces and not together.  And PLEASE dye your eyebrows back, heck, even making them purple would be an improvement!!!