Holes are not Acceptable for Bella or K Stew

I have left Kristen Stewart alone since I realize she doesn't care if she has style or not.  And that is fine, its part of her persona.  And we are expected to accept that.  I am even pleasantly surprised when she wears something amazing...generally saved for Twilight Premieres.  However, this is just lazy.

For those of you who don't know, she is a 22-year-old actress who stars as Bella in the 'Twilight Movies', Snow White in the New Snow White movie and ...dates Robert Pattinson.  She is constantly followed and asked questions, more about her beau than her career, but all press is good press, right?

I understand the stress of the paparazzi is not the most welcoming experience, even at the Cannes Film Festival.  And so relaxing during a flight could be a nice change and most people choose comfort on a plane.   And if I haven't mentioned before (which I did) she does not care what people think of her.  She will wear what she wants, date who she wants and say what she wants.  Jeans and a v-neck tee might not get much notice from me..BUT THE HOLES IN HER SHIRT DID!!!

I looked it up, per Forbes, in the last year (May 2011-Current) she made $34 million.  Surely she could afford a shirt that the moths didn't get to.  Check it for yourself: http://www.forbes.com/profile/kristen-stewart/

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I am not going to begin to try and explain Kristen Stewarts style, or lack there of in my opinion.  But I think we can all agree, a shirt with holes is not acceptable.  If this was Beyonce, J Lo or any other celebrity (male or female), they wouldn't get a free pass.  Sorry Bella!

Obviously with a shirt this destroyed, time to BURN.  And maybe hire a stylist or two or nine, to take you shopping.  I would send you a few dollars for some v-necks (I liked J Crews) but you make WAY more than me.  Put in some effort woman...you can do it.  No one will think worse of you at all, you might even gain some more fans. 

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Amy Poehler, This is not the MTV Awards

I am all for suits at awards events, even ones considered maybe a bit wild.  However Amy Poehlers takes the cake., but not in a good way.  At the Peabody Awards in NYC this week, she sports a blue suit jacket, black ruffled blouse and matching shorts...yes shorts.  Maybe she was going to a BBQ afterwards and didn't have time to run home and change?

I looked up what the Peabody Awards were, maybe its a event where this outfit could be considered acceptable...like the MTV Awards.  I was wrong.  Per Wikipedia:

The George Foster Peabody Awards (Peabody Awards) recognize distinguished and meritorious public service by radio and television stations, networks, producing organizations and individuals.

So when I think "distinguished" I don't picture blue shorts suit...but we all make bad decisions I guess. Some just less fashionable than others.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I think she needs to pick either the suit top or shorts to plan the rest of the theme of the outfit.  I would remove the shorts from the scope of proper awards attire.  So that leaves the suit jacket and ruffled top.  I would do maybe a black pencil skirt, a black dress with the jacket over it, or even a blue matching skirt.  The black cork wedges go with the shorts, so they should be removed immediately as well.

Amy, I am not tickled pink about this outfit, or blue for that matter. I think it was not appropriate for the prestigious awards event, but I know fashion may not be your strong point.  Being funny is what you are known for-stick with that.  So although the pieces itself shouldn't have to BURN, I would give a strong warning to your stylists.  Do not do this to you again, or you may have to FIRE!!!

But in a effort to show off your better assets, please enjoy this SNL skit ("Rick, Rick, Rick"):

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No Smooth Sailing for Miley's White Jacket

My DVR was busy last night taping what was surely the big two events on network television, The Apprentice Finale and the 2012 American Billboard Awards. I have hated on Apprentice enough this year (Yes, you Aubrey), so figured I would go with a red carpet event analysis.

There were a lot of "interesting" stage outfits, but I try to stay away from those, as they are generally a bit over the top. The one outfit that caught my eye as I forwarded through it, was Miley Cyrus's White Jacket...

I am not going to comment on the fact she has no bra on, that the outfit was super short or that she wasn't wearing bottoms...its Vegas and she is ALMOST 21.  Let's face it, that is all pretty acceptable in the City of Sin. I will start with the shoulder pads. I am pretty sure those went out of style before she was even born. And the jacket itself is pretty boxy. Its hard to see it here, but if you see the video of her presenting (below), I think you would agree. She barely moves her arms, partly I believe because she was super uncomfortable. And who wouldn't be? One wrong move and something might come out that isn't supposed to come out! (Thank you double-sided tape) Also hard to see is a thin necklace that goes around her neck, crosses in her cleavage area and then seems to go around her back? Maybe it was supposed to keep her jacket closed, but it just looked odd. 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

I do like her shoes...A LOT. I think if you're going to do a drastic outfit like this, to draw attention, it should of been more fitted, especially around the waist. I didn't like the style of the jacket with all the buttons either, maybe something simpler and sleeker.  Was she captaining a ship?

At least Miley dressed up. I have become accustomed to seeing her wearing really bad casual clothing while strolling around Los Angeles with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. So I am happy she made the effort. And while searching for the picture, I noticed she made a lot of 'Best of' lists', so I seem to be going against the grain.  I think the idea was a good one by her stylists, just a miss on the radar if you ask me. So no need to FIRE anyone for this outfit, maybe her other outfit selections. I would BURN that weird chain and keep the shoes. If you are by chance an eleven, feel free to send my way!!!

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Hey guys, don't say I am not looking out for you.  Here is another post directed at you male readers in what not do.  Pete Wentz, member of the rock band Fall Out Boy, Father, ex-husband  is out on the town picking up coffee with his kid Bronx, in his pajamas.  Yup in his red, white and blue plaid flannel pajamas.  Nope, he is not a college student.

My first thought after seeing the multiple coffees in his carrying case, is to see who he is dating.  Per People.com he is dating a model, Meagan Camper.  (Not important to this story) Oh well I guess it might be important to the guys reading this, wear flannel pj's out in public and score a model?  Wait I am trying to deter you from this!

I am not saying that the coffee shop is always the best place to see stellar outfits first thing in the morning.  Believe me, I used to work at Starbucks, nor did I care about what anyone was wearing at 4:30am in the morning.  They were lucky I even matched.  But this is the best he could do? 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

The beanie is pretty standard Wentz apparel, so I will allow it.  And its been cold in the morning, so the t-shirt and sweatshirt aren't so bad.  But we come down to the flannel pants...ugh.  All he is missing is his fuzzy slippers.  Jeans, couldn't of thrown on a pair of them?  Even wrinkled, pulled out from a drawer or the laundry basket, would of been better.

I am not saying this is why Pete and Ashlee Simpson got divorced, but it couldn't of helped.  Although I kinda feel like she might of joined him for early morning flannel antics.   I have heard being a parent of a young kid takes most of your time and energy. But seriously, its slipping your legs into two pant holes, pulling up, zipping and snapping a button.  So now that I have taught you you how to put on pants, BURN the flannel pants, or don't wear in public...you're an adult!!!

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Joe Jonas, Your Pants are a No-No

ZZ Top said it best, "Coz every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man."  And I believe that is 100% true. So fret not my male readers, this one is for you...DO NOT COPY THIS LOOK!

Joe Jonas, member of the Internationally known Jonas Brothers, strolled down the streets of New York City in this tight white v-neck shirt, hot pink rolled up pants and black vans.  And no, I checked, there was no flood in NYC, which might cause Jonas to have to cross over some watery path in those high-waters.

Now don't get me wrong, I am all for bright colors and standing out.  But if your going to wear a statement piece, which hot pink pants are, go all the way.  Or at least make the other pieces a bit more memorable.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

First, I would of unrolled the pants.  Please don't do that, its not a look most girls like on guys.  Maybe a bit nicer of a shoe would help.  I get its a casual look, but again, you are wearing hot pink pants, not something ones sees daily on a guy.  And the top, did you roll out of bed and throw it on.  It  looks super wrinkled (i.e. slept in), is this a walk of shame outfit?  All he is missing is a old baseball cap or beanie.
Oh say it ain't so, Joe.  I want to think you have better style than this and I believe you do.  So lets fix this rolling of the pants issue and go from there.  Keep the pink pants, just accessorize them better.  No need to BURN or FIRE for you...but I am going to keep and eye out for future outfits.

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Oops, She did it AGAIN...And its not Britney

Simply put...Again?  Really?  Ugh...

Christina Aguilera wears this little gold studded underwear number after making this comment on NBC's final performance night on the Voice:

“Your beautiful wife and your daughter and family are here tonight, and I just thought the lyrical connotation was a little derogatory towards women."

-On Tony Lucca's '99 Problems' Performance

Even Carson Daly looks uncomfortable

You know what I find derogatory towards women?  A 31-year-old mother wearing this on national television. 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

WEAR BOTTOMS!!!!

This is not the usual BURN or FIRE type of post.  But you cannot make that kind of comment and then go on the next night in this...Bad Christina.  BAD.

Heather Morris's Outfit did NOT bring GLEE

On May 1st, Heather Morris wore this to the TV Academy Screening of Glee.  Yes, you read correctly, May 1st not April 1st.  This is not a April Fools prank-just bad fashion.  This North Hollywood event is supposed to show off the best of Glee and instead, introduced us to the worst of Heather's closet.

"I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer, and no one ever taught me to read a calendar."

– Brittany on Glee

Apparently no one taught her how to get a stylist either or how to match.  On Glee Brittany deadpans one liners with the best of them and has some of the best lines ever from the show. And is one of my personal favorites, but I won't lie...she loses a few points with this one.

As best I can tell its three outfits rolled into one, none of which styles  go together at all and I am flabbergasted how she actually thought this looked good. (Yes I said flabbergasted) Perhaps a designer friend wanted her to wear this to get a little street cred?  Good luck with that one.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Really?  I am trying to figure out which part would make a cute outfit.  But its just ALL so bad.  I would first take the socks off with the shoes.  Cut the train off the skirt and throw on a lavender solid tank.  And then maybe a fun pair of high heels and chunky jewelry to match the skirt style.  Remove the black lace lingerie top completely, it just doesn't go. Worst case, I know nothing can be worse than this, but throw on a pair of jeans at least with the top and a bright pair of high heeled sandals!!!

Heather, perhaps this is what happens when you spend almost half your time in a Cheerleader outfit on a Fox Television Show.  But this outfit is not good....awful even.  I would BURN all of it, immediately.  The red carpet wrapped around you would be better than this...

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I Hate it when I leave MY PANTS at Home like Christina!

Ah Christina Aguilera, so many outfit selections since this season on 'The Voice' started and I have yet to comment.  Its hard to write about her, when you have Cee Lo sitting in the chair to the right with wigs and light up teeth.  But last night broke the dam of quietness from me. 

Non-Fashion Rant: This season has really made me look at her different.  We get it, you don't want to be the sweet girl from the Micky Mouse Club or  'Genie in a Bottle' days.  But your negative attitude towards other contestants, who are not on your team-especially Tony Lucca, is starting to take away from the talent on stage.  And you only get one thing...fast forwarded by me. However last night, my DVR caught up to the live airing in time to see this little number...

Christina and Chris Mann

Armed with a suit jacket and giant Tiara, Christina left her dressing room without any bottoms on.  Oh No! Now I have seen this as a new fad, with celebs such as Rihanna and others attempting to rock this look.  And although I don't support that either, it somehow looks even worse on her.  As she is on National Television doing it.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

PUT PANTS ON!!!

It is apparent Christina is trying to use Season 2 to revamp her image.  And the last few weeks, her outfit selections were a lot more subdued, almost acceptable. And then she came up with this little number.  This is my 3rd post about 'The Voice' and the terrible outfits.  Time to do more than BURN...3 strikes, time to FIRE!!! 

P.S. And while your at it, Chris Mann take that scarf off.  You are in Los Angeles under hot lights...you look ridiculous

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