Monday, July 9, 2012

When Popstars "Tighten" things Up...

This is a case of when good clothes go wrong...Britney Spears (do I really need to add the "Spears" part) was going to X Factor auditions in a 'LBD.'  We women all know we need Little Black Dresses and when scanning through pictures of celebs, one might of assumed this one would be okay.  But you know what happens when you ASS-U-ME...


The dress is way Way WAY too tight.  When clothing starts rolling over itself, it means it doesn't fit correctly.  You can clearly see the bottom half of her dress especially, is riding up and rolling in places it shouldn't.  And the top seems to almost be cutting of circulation in her arms.  I am not sure if her look of discomfort is from the outfit or the screaming people around her...both have some issues.

And while we are on the topic of too tight, Nick Jonas, is that something in your pocket, or are you just happy to see a cab?
I think your jeans are tighter than Britney's dress and that is not good.  And the white shoes?  Well good thing your cute.  All you need is a fanny pack to complete the look, or is that what you are holding? Or is it your man bag? 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Well for Britney, I would first attempt to get a bigger size or at least try and let it out.  She seems to be in good shape, just maybe the wrong cut for her.  She has child bearing hips now, so maybe something with more of a A-line cut.  As for Nick, well wear bigger jeans.  It is okay to leave some things to the imagination.

Britney, this is a step in the right direction from your shoe less feet in a gas station bathroom and shaving your own head days. So no need to FIRE anyone, but just a bad choice, maybe donate dress to your sister?  Nick, BURN those white shoes and man bag immediately.  And you too can donate your jeans...maybe to the same girl who takes Britneys dress.

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