Burn, Baby, Burn...

Well I have had a few days to process the Golden Globes (which none of the shows or people I watch won again...ugh maybe that is whole different issue) and am ready to say a few words.  In an effort to get my blogging going again in 2014 I have decided today is the day. So here goes:



Paula Patton

I will stay away from Julia Roberts black dress with what looks like a collared shirt underneath it.  And I will not mention Sandra Bullocks ugly color blocked blue, black and pink dress.  And I will excuse Drew Barrymore's floral nightmare dress, as she is with child.  And lets face it, that can't be easy to maneuver with a belly.  (See: Kerry Washington's dress for the How-to)

Zoe Saldana

I went with the best of the worst...or worst of the worst?  I guess its definitely in the eye of the beholder...they be-holding some ugly dresses (haha). Let's start with Paula Patton.  I said it during the show and I will say it now, "She looks like a floral arrangement." She looked terribly uncomfortable while presenting, but then wouldn't you with giant orchid fluff by your face.  At least its not multiple colors like the theme seemed to be this year.  Can you imagine this color blocked?  Good because now I can too!

Lena Dunham

Let's move onto Zoe Saldana's wardrobe malfunction.  Oh wait that is what the dress was supposed to look like?  Seriously?  It looks like her stylists sewed several dressed together to make this.  Its pretty bad, even if the straps are supposed to fall down the side.  And for a dress with so much going on...its really just kinda boring.

And finally Lena Dunham.  You may be a critics darling...but gosh darn are you a terrible dresser.  I am simply going to leave you with this picture...cuz I am pretty sure it says it all.  Even she looks appalled by her outfit selection.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Pretty sure its not one of those posts...I will state that I expected more from Zoe and Paula.  If not from them at least their style teams.  As for Lena, I think that is actually about right. 

I would BURN all of these dresses and start over.  And probably Julia's, Sandra's and Drew's while I was at it. Burn, Baby...Burn!!!

Just say NO!!!

Bad...

Drew Barrymore is known for many things in Hollywood...A new director, her roles in 'ET', 'Firestarter' and several others and of course her adolescent drug use. I am not sure fashion trends is something she represents well.

So originally I was going to post this picture of this tan dress that Drew wore on a red carpet recently. Although its not the worst thing I have ever seen, it doesn't fit her body type very well (or anyones) and just doesn't sit well with me. And the potato sack color does not have me screaming its praises. 

But after seeing what she wore this weekend, I know longer think her sack is so bad. I feel like a crow fell on her head and died, because this vest, I guess we call it, is   U-G-L-Y!!! Perhaps she is starring in the next installment of the Crow Films, they have made four so far, what's another one?

Worse

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Well I do not think there is anything that can be done to help our fallen friend...the bird.  And a baby tee-really.  Its 2010, I didn't think people still wore those.

All and all, this is just a terrible terrible terrible look.  And her strangely hair doesn't help at all.  I gotta think she has a stylist that helps her for events, especially since she has a "hippie" type style. 

Simple solution BURN this vest or cover up, which actually makes me miss ponchos and hire a new stylist.  Drew if your stylist picked this for you or the brown bag above...you need to FIRE them faster than you were killed off in the original Scream film...and that was about 5 minutes into the movie!!!