Save the Hat for your Private Island...Or next Tim Burton Film

Apparently hats are the hip new thing.  Pharrell wore a Mountie hat to the Oscars and now Johnny Depp wore one to this weekends MTV Movie Awards. (In all fairness he did also wear one in the 2012 awards when he played with the Black Keys) However, you will notice one huge difference in Mr. Depp's hat this year....the giant torn portion down the middle.

I mean let us be honest here Johnny, if anyone can afford a hat, sans tear, its you.  YOU OWN YOUR OWN ISLAND!!!  And its not a teeny tiny one either, its 35-acres, so remote you have to fly into and then take what else?  Your own private yacht of course to get there. The asking price was $3.5 million dollars, so I am pretty sure you can afford several hats. Even one that is not ripped apart.

(Want to know who else owns their own islands?  Here ya go: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/26/private-islands_n_2365359.html)

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

DON'T WEAR A HAT RIPPED DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!

Obviously Johnny Depp is a little eccentric.  You would have to be with some of the roles he has been cast in. And all those Tim Burton films, would drive anyone a little crazy.  But c'mon no one could tell him, "Do not wear that Hat."  So BURN the hat and buy a new one...pretty sure you are good for it.

Hardly EAR-esistible...even for a Kardashian

Kendall Jenner

Coachella never fails to turn out some unforgettable fashion for me.  In fact, it is generally so bad that I try to stay away from the pictures.  But what can I say, curiosity got the best of me.  And lookie lookie what I found...

Yup Kendall Jenner is wearing a nose ring that connects to her ear via a chain.  Now, not that that wasn't strange enough, but did she really need to have such a large piece in her nose?  Surely it might of been a bit better if the larger portion was connected to her ear.  Kinda makes you wonder was is attached to her ear.  (Never mind-I don't even want to know)

Now I know technically she is a Jenner.  But lets face facts, she is all Kardashian and attempting to follow in the shadow of her three more famous siblings.  And again, as a Kardashian, her decision making skills should be called into question.  (I wont even make a list-I don't think I even need to!)

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Jennifer Lopez

I like the tennis shoes, we all love a good pair of chucks.  And while I am not a fan of the rest of the outfit, it goes with the "Hippie-Dippie" of Coachella.  But the nose ring....it is unacceptable.

As someone who is an up-and-coming model and obviously trying to stay in the spot light, while this may get you some attention-it might not be the kind you want.  But BURN the earring and move on kid!  (And might as well throw in the Bandanna too-who are you Jennifer Lopez?)

Burn, Baby, Burn...

Well I have had a few days to process the Golden Globes (which none of the shows or people I watch won again...ugh maybe that is whole different issue) and am ready to say a few words.  In an effort to get my blogging going again in 2014 I have decided today is the day. So here goes:



Paula Patton

I will stay away from Julia Roberts black dress with what looks like a collared shirt underneath it.  And I will not mention Sandra Bullocks ugly color blocked blue, black and pink dress.  And I will excuse Drew Barrymore's floral nightmare dress, as she is with child.  And lets face it, that can't be easy to maneuver with a belly.  (See: Kerry Washington's dress for the How-to)

Zoe Saldana

I went with the best of the worst...or worst of the worst?  I guess its definitely in the eye of the beholder...they be-holding some ugly dresses (haha). Let's start with Paula Patton.  I said it during the show and I will say it now, "She looks like a floral arrangement." She looked terribly uncomfortable while presenting, but then wouldn't you with giant orchid fluff by your face.  At least its not multiple colors like the theme seemed to be this year.  Can you imagine this color blocked?  Good because now I can too!

Lena Dunham

Let's move onto Zoe Saldana's wardrobe malfunction.  Oh wait that is what the dress was supposed to look like?  Seriously?  It looks like her stylists sewed several dressed together to make this.  Its pretty bad, even if the straps are supposed to fall down the side.  And for a dress with so much going on...its really just kinda boring.

And finally Lena Dunham.  You may be a critics darling...but gosh darn are you a terrible dresser.  I am simply going to leave you with this picture...cuz I am pretty sure it says it all.  Even she looks appalled by her outfit selection.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Pretty sure its not one of those posts...I will state that I expected more from Zoe and Paula.  If not from them at least their style teams.  As for Lena, I think that is actually about right. 

I would BURN all of these dresses and start over.  And probably Julia's, Sandra's and Drew's while I was at it. Burn, Baby...Burn!!!