NO Homie is better than THIS Homies

I will confess, which I have before in this blog, that I don't always leave the house in my greatest outfits.  However for an appointment, especially a doctors appointment, I might step it up a bit.  This is Pete Wentz and his pregnant girlfriend Meagan Camper on the way to a doctors appointment.  Now yes, Meagan is gonna have to trade in her vintage sweatshirt, which I can appreciate, for a gown...Pete is not. 

However the casual clothes isn't what grabbed my attention, it is the 'Homies' across the crotch.  Is this the male version of PINK sweatpants by Victoria's Secret?  Personally I don't really enjoy writing across a part of my body that no one should be really looking at in public.  But maybe this is a shout out to his "little homies?"

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Maybe solid black shorts would of been a safer bet.  But not sure that is really Pete's style.  I couldn't even find these on the Homies website, so that is probably saying something.

Pete, next doctors appointment, leave the Homies shorts at home.  Meagan. while he is gone BURN his shorts, or in the future get used to people staring at his little homie...or big homie.  (Why, what have you heard?)

Hey guys, don't say I am not looking out for you.  Here is another post directed at you male readers in what not do.  Pete Wentz, member of the rock band Fall Out Boy, Father, ex-husband  is out on the town picking up coffee with his kid Bronx, in his pajamas.  Yup in his red, white and blue plaid flannel pajamas.  Nope, he is not a college student.

My first thought after seeing the multiple coffees in his carrying case, is to see who he is dating.  Per People.com he is dating a model, Meagan Camper.  (Not important to this story) Oh well I guess it might be important to the guys reading this, wear flannel pj's out in public and score a model?  Wait I am trying to deter you from this!

I am not saying that the coffee shop is always the best place to see stellar outfits first thing in the morning.  Believe me, I used to work at Starbucks, nor did I care about what anyone was wearing at 4:30am in the morning.  They were lucky I even matched.  But this is the best he could do? 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

The beanie is pretty standard Wentz apparel, so I will allow it.  And its been cold in the morning, so the t-shirt and sweatshirt aren't so bad.  But we come down to the flannel pants...ugh.  All he is missing is his fuzzy slippers.  Jeans, couldn't of thrown on a pair of them?  Even wrinkled, pulled out from a drawer or the laundry basket, would of been better.

I am not saying this is why Pete and Ashlee Simpson got divorced, but it couldn't of helped.  Although I kinda feel like she might of joined him for early morning flannel antics.   I have heard being a parent of a young kid takes most of your time and energy. But seriously, its slipping your legs into two pant holes, pulling up, zipping and snapping a button.  So now that I have taught you you how to put on pants, BURN the flannel pants, or don't wear in public...you're an adult!!!

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The 90's? AGAIN?

Wikipedia defines "the grunge look" as:

Clothing commonly worn by grunge musicians in Washington consisted of thrift store items and the typical outdoor clothing (most notably flannel shirts) of the region, as well as a general unkempt appearance. The style did not evolve out of a conscious attempt to create an appealing fashion; music journalist Charles R. Cross said, "Kurt Cobain was just too lazy to shampoo," and Sub Pop's Jonathan Poneman said, "This [clothing] is cheap, it's durable, and it's kind of timeless. It also runs against the grain of the whole flashy aesthetic that existed in the 80's."

However Pete Wentz and his wife Ashlee Simpson Wentz make enough money so they do not have to share clothes, or go to the thrift store, or the local trash bin.  Pete, I have left you alone long enough and it still angers me you named your kid Bronx Mowgli, so here you go! 

I know some people are wondering who is this teenager, you know who you are.  Pete is the lead guitarist and main song writer for band Fall Out Boy.  (I know who?)  Anyways make lots of money, is married to the other Simpson sister, is a grown man, blah blah blah.  Yes, we all have our own style, but really is even trying? 

And why is he wearing his kids bonnet?

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Not really much we can do, I am guessing this old dog won't learn new tricks.  And he is a clothing designer, yup saw the line in Nordstroms, he should know better.  We could let out the pants, remove the bonnet and give it back to Bronx and I will allow the "man bag" since I think its for the kid.  Sorry now all I keep thinking is from the 'Hangover', its a satchel. 

Regardless, this vent will not get any of us anywhere and I should probably be nicer, but what fun is that.  I do think he and Ashlee have stylists.  And I am sure when needed, he can-doesn't mean he will, dress appropriately.  Pete, if your excuse to wear that hat is your cold, BURN the pants and use the flames to keep yourself warm.  I mean c'mon your kid seems plenty fine in the Los Angeles weather.