Hardly EAR-esistible...even for a Kardashian

Kendall Jenner

Coachella never fails to turn out some unforgettable fashion for me.  In fact, it is generally so bad that I try to stay away from the pictures.  But what can I say, curiosity got the best of me.  And lookie lookie what I found...

Yup Kendall Jenner is wearing a nose ring that connects to her ear via a chain.  Now, not that that wasn't strange enough, but did she really need to have such a large piece in her nose?  Surely it might of been a bit better if the larger portion was connected to her ear.  Kinda makes you wonder was is attached to her ear.  (Never mind-I don't even want to know)

Now I know technically she is a Jenner.  But lets face facts, she is all Kardashian and attempting to follow in the shadow of her three more famous siblings.  And again, as a Kardashian, her decision making skills should be called into question.  (I wont even make a list-I don't think I even need to!)

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Jennifer Lopez

I like the tennis shoes, we all love a good pair of chucks.  And while I am not a fan of the rest of the outfit, it goes with the "Hippie-Dippie" of Coachella.  But the nose ring....it is unacceptable.

As someone who is an up-and-coming model and obviously trying to stay in the spot light, while this may get you some attention-it might not be the kind you want.  But BURN the earring and move on kid!  (And might as well throw in the Bandanna too-who are you Jennifer Lopez?)

Bad J Lo in this Idol Outfit

Now its been several years since I watched Fox's 'American Idol.'  Not since Kelly Clarkson won have I really turned it on and cared about the outcome. It isn't that I don't like Kelly, she was the only winner I did like, but I wasn't so much a fan of future contestants.  But I am still reminded about it on a regular basis, by commercials, people I know commenting on it and of course pictures. And last time I checked, AI was a family show?  Correct me if I am wrong...but would you wear J Lo's dress around your little kids?

(From Left to Right): Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson

We get it your thin Jennifer Lopez.  Your dating a 24-year-old.  Congrats...and you are possibly more popular than ever.  But is this really the best place to wear this Max Azria dress?  I will set aside the fine style she is accompanied with on stage, Steven Tyler gets a pass. (He has had a rough past and I LOVE Aerosmith.) And Randy, lets not roll up your tapered black jeans again, you yourself are not 24!  You look like you are wearing jeggings. 

Hmmm, how to save the outfit? 

If she wants to wear a tight form fitting dress, it shouldn't have slits in it-especially in the chest area-especially on national televisions 8pm time schedule.  I keep waiting for unmentionables to pop out...and you know which ones!  And even if you had the right place for this dress, I am not a big fan of the short sleeves.  And maybe its just this picture, but she looks a little stiff and not super comfortable.  But I guess I wouldn't either in this suit of armor.

What can I say, I picked on 'The Voice' and now its Idol's turn, I didn't think it was fair to single only one show out.  And since the Voice's judges outfits have been getting bit better (You heard me Cee Lo), figured I would offer some help to American Idol.  Jennifer, this is your 2nd strike.  One more...and.. I am not sure what happens, haven't had it happen yet.  I wouldn't BURN the dress, but the stylists or wardrobe department need to be put on notice.  You have one strike, two more and there will be no choice but to FIRE.  Although, I am guessing J LO had a hand in this...can you FIRE yourself?

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A Swing...And a Miss

As a girl who grew up having to wear sports bras to play basketball and softball, I feel I should be considered a 'Sports Bra Expert.'  Besides this fact, I used to manage a Victoria's Secret and when they introduced their new sports bra line, I had to go to extensive training classes on why a woman needs one and how it should fit.

So imagine my surprise while reading US Weekly today and enjoying a nice cup of coffee, I turned to this picture, titled 'J. Lo Packs Punches.' Its for the latest cover of V Magazine.  And as far as I can see neither J Lo or the stylists at V Magazine, have yet to become such experts in the fit of a sports bra.  I mean is there nothing sexier than a bra squishing down your boobs so much that they fall out of the bottom and having a leather diaper camel toe for all of America to see?

(Sports Bra Expert Note:  For those of you out there, who have never had the privilege of wearing one, there is elastic along the bottom of the sports bra, so it should sit snugly against the body under the breasts, preventing anything from spilling out.)

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?



Cover

The idea itself is cute enough, but poorly executed.  First, find the woman a bra that fits.  Secondly remove the bottoms completely, I don't care who you are, no woman is going to look "hot" or "sexy" in those.  And put on a pair of men's boxing shorts.  No doubt, they will show off her physique a lot more-which lets face it, is the main point. 

You will be happy to notice, the editors decided to go with slightly different photos for the cover, a least the bra is on correctly.  But alas, with the Internet out today and my Celebrity Fashion Blog, the pictures above will be around forever.   J. Lo I would BURN this magazine spread and FIRE the stylists for the shoot...they just make you look cheap!