I was really going to leave Miley Cyrus alone for a little bit, I swear. I felt like I was picking on her a bit and her clothing selections. And questioning what Liam Hemsworth sees in her. I know tons of people who love her, so obviously there is something there. But it is like she is baiting me. And after seeing comment after comment on Miley's new hairdo, I figured, I should break my silence and comment.
Quoting one of my friends, "WTF?" I am not sure there is anymore I can say to sum my thoughts up. Not only did she bleach her brown locks, but she chopped them off. Put her do in a ponytail and cut cut cut. I cannot help but think of the last time we saw such a drastic hair change...can you say Britney?
Hmmm, how to save the outfit?
Well as you can see, I for once am not commenting about her outfits, so nothing I can really fix. And I am way out of my league in talking about hair and how fix as I am not a stylist. Maybe she can wear a lot of hats or a wig. But I do want to give her one piece of advice...Miley when wedding planning becomes to much and if you need a stand in, Malfoy (from Harry Potter) and Tank Girl are available!!!
If your girlfriend or Fiancee can "Co-Own" pants with you and they are not sweatpants (which I guess is the only acceptable option), there is an issue.
Miley Cyrus, who apparently tweeted this picture, although I thought she was done with Twitter (?), bragged about her and her Fiancee Liam Hemsworth pants. But apparently really wanted to show off her abs. I don't so much care about her abs, as much as they fact as her and her Fiancee share pants. Liam Liam Liam...your want to be considered a heart throb and apparent action hero in the 'Expendables 2'? Do you think Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, etc share pants with their girlfriends?
Lets put it this way. Liam is 6' 3" and Miley is 5"6." And even with her sagging her pants, there is barely too much material. Which to a person who is 70% legs like myself, I know that these pants on Liam will be too short. Liam, high waters really?
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Liam, do not share pants with your fiancee. You and her are both rich enough to afford your own-and they aren't even good pants. Miley give your man his pants back so he can BURN them!
I imagine I am going to get some heat for this one, but its has been bothering me for a while. I am not sure Miley Cyrus realizes she isn't getting her full shirt length, when she goes shopping. She always seems to be missing the section that covers her mid-drift. I get it, your thin and workout. You better when you are engaged to a little hottie like Liam Hemsworth, but enough is enough.
To give you an example of what I am talking about, I simply went to google images and entered 'Miley Cyrus-June 2012' to get a sample of outfits. And here is what I was gifted with:
So apparently in June, in Los Angeles, we should be wearing calf-high black motorcycle boots (2012's equivalent to Uggs and short jeans skirts?), short shorts, fish net stockings and flannel shirts. Yes it is an interesting spectrum of outfits, certainly not something you would expect from someone worth $100 million and a franchise worth a billion.
Makes me wonder, I go into a lot of stores, does she shop in the little girls department or does she do her own clothing designing? Forbes does list her as a "designer" so go figure. With someone who has been around as long as her in the public eye, as popular as she is, you would hope a little effort could be made. And now a public engagement with another popular celeb, old enough to get married, old enough to dress properly. And I would like it noted, no she is NOT going to the gym...that is a whole other set of wardrobe issues.
Hmmm, how to save the outfit?
Really? Lets just end this saying a picture says a thousand words. And here are five pictures you do the math. BURN, the fishnets with holes in them, all the tops, the polka-dot onesie and buy some big girl tops Miley...you can do it!!!
My DVR was busy last night taping what was surely the big two events on network television, The Apprentice Finale and the 2012 American Billboard Awards. I have hated on Apprentice enough this year (Yes, you Aubrey), so figured I would go with a red carpet event analysis.
There were a lot of "interesting" stage outfits, but I try to stay away from those, as they are generally a bit over the top. The one outfit that caught my eye as I forwarded through it, was Miley Cyrus's White Jacket...
I am not going to comment on the fact she has no bra on, that the outfit was super short or that she wasn't wearing bottoms...its Vegas and she is ALMOST 21. Let's face it, that is all pretty acceptable in the City of Sin. I will start with the shoulder pads. I am pretty sure those went out of style before she was even born. And the jacket itself is pretty boxy. Its hard to see it here, but if you see the video of her presenting (below), I think you would agree. She barely moves her arms, partly I believe because she was super uncomfortable. And who wouldn't be? One wrong move and something might come out that isn't supposed to come out! (Thank you double-sided tape) Also hard to see is a thin necklace that goes around her neck, crosses in her cleavage area and then seems to go around her back? Maybe it was supposed to keep her jacket closed, but it just looked odd.
Hmmm, how to save the outfit?
I do like her shoes...A LOT. I think if you're going to do a drastic outfit like this, to draw attention, it should of been more fitted, especially around the waist. I didn't like the style of the jacket with all the buttons either, maybe something simpler and sleeker. Was she captaining a ship?
At least Miley dressed up. I have become accustomed to seeing her wearing really bad casual clothing while strolling around Los Angeles with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. So I am happy she made the effort. And while searching for the picture, I noticed she made a lot of 'Best of' lists', so I seem to be going against the grain. I think the idea was a good one by her stylists, just a miss on the radar if you ask me. So no need to FIRE anyone for this outfit, maybe her other outfit selections. I would BURN that weird chain and keep the shoes. If you are by chance an eleven, feel free to send my way!!!
