MTV Music Awards-I Expected More...

I have a lot of comments about last nights MTV Awards, most of which I will keep to myself.  I remember growing up watching big flashy performances, knowing all the songs and huge stars from all industries in attendance. I found this years extremely lack luster in appearances and performances and fast forwarded through most of it...except for Pink's performance.  The girl loves her aerial ropes. But for your approval, here is a quick version of my MTV awards fashion observations:

Left to Right: Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Pink, Jessica Szohr, Chris Brown and Wesley Snipes (in Demolition Man)

Well Nicki Minaj was...Nicki Minaj.  In a patterned body suit with red piping and bright yellow wig, it seemed like she was ready to perform.  But then realized that was her red carpet out.  Was she trying to be a cop for the night?  Or cat burglar?  But I guess that is her persona, wild crazy outfits and hair. 

Hey Pink, I think Miley Cyrus is trying to steal your look! I know Miley wants to appear older and tougher, but stealing Pinks style isn't going to help.  What's next-are you going to dye your hair pink too?  Pink beat you to that already too...

And Jessica Szohr with the  slit up both sides black dress, lace up ankle booties and a animal print headband, I am not sure where you are going. Safari?

Finally to Chris Brown, Wesley Snipes wants his hair back from Demolition Man.  You look ridiculous.  And I am still trying to figure out when people started liking him again? 

Hmmm, how to save the outfits?

Probably not really the point of saving, but more commenting on them.  And I think I feel better with my fashion rant above.  There were lots more terrible outfits, mostly from the men in the rapping industry.  I didn't know camo shorts, wife beaters and a lack of style were red carpet approved.  But I guess in the hip-hop industry its allowed?  So I left them alone, what is the point?   I guess it all comes down to I expect more from the women above and, "If you can't say anything nice...come sit next to me!"

When Animal Print Tops go Bad...and WRONG!!!

Its hard to mess up a black pencil skirt, but at the 2012 Hollywood Foreign Press Association Luncheon in Beverly Hills, Jennifer Lawrence did just that. 

As you can see by my clearly marked picture, the bottom half is very adult, professional and appropriate for the"A-Lister" to be wearing.  And then we go from good to bad, with the snake print low cut top.  Its almost like she lost her jacket on the way to event and this is what was left.  She is busting, no pun intended, out of the top. Pair that with the messy hair style, she looks like she had a little afternoon fun.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Well as I have clarified, the bottom half is good.  I think the top might be fine, but the bust area is a bit too small.  Maybe go up a size in the Narciso Rodriquez design and alter the waistline of the top, as a bigger size will be too big.  And if all else fails, throw that jacket back over it.  Or a sweater would of been an improvement.  The hair can go up and throw on a bracelet with a pop of color and she is golden.

Jennifer is poised to be the next Kristen Stewart (whether she likes it or not), tied to the Hunger Games Trilogy for a long time as Kristen is with Twilight.  But what she does do much better than Kristen is dress, so I am going to let this one slide as a momentary lack of judgement by her and her team.  BURN this top up and I wont compare you to Ms. Stewart for the foreseeable future!

Dude, Where's the rest of my Shirt?

I imagine I am going to get some heat for this one, but its has been bothering me for a while.  I am not sure Miley Cyrus realizes she isn't getting her full shirt length, when she goes shopping.  She always seems to be missing the section that covers her mid-drift.  I get it, your thin and workout.  You better when you are engaged to a little hottie like Liam Hemsworth, but enough is enough.

To give you an example of what I am talking about, I simply went to google images and entered 'Miley Cyrus-June 2012' to get a sample of outfits.  And here is what I was gifted with:

So apparently in June, in Los Angeles, we should be wearing calf-high black motorcycle boots (2012's equivalent to Uggs and short jeans skirts?), short shorts, fish net stockings and flannel shirts.  Yes it is an interesting spectrum of outfits, certainly not something you would expect from someone worth $100 million and a franchise worth a billion. 

Makes me wonder, I go into a lot of stores, does she shop in the little girls department or does she do her own clothing designing?  Forbes does list her as a "designer" so go figure.  With someone who has been around as long as her in the public eye, as popular as she is, you would hope a little effort could be made. And now a public engagement with another popular celeb, old enough to get married, old enough to dress properly.  And I would like it noted, no she is NOT going to the gym...that is a whole other set of wardrobe issues.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Really?  Lets just end this saying a picture says a thousand words.  And here are five pictures you do the math.  BURN, the fishnets with holes in them, all the tops, the polka-dot onesie and buy some big girl tops Miley...you can do it!!!

Vanessa Hudgens, Dancing with Herself at Coachella

Coachella Approved Outfits

So for those of you who don't know, Coachella is a Music and Arts annual festival held for two weekends in Indio California.  And last weekend (April 13-15) was Week #1.  Acts range from the Black Keys to Rihanna to Florence + the Machine.  And the celebrity festival-goers are just as random.  Its very laid back, so fashion isn't generally at the fore-front of outfit selections, especially with the rain and cold weather we had in California end of last week.  But that is no excuse...

I did look at this with a grain of salt, as this isn't my personal style of dressing and there were extenuating weather circumstances.  So to be fair, here is an example of "Coachella Approved Outfits" to the right.  Among the celebs with appropriate styling are Lea Michelle, Lauren Conrad, Kate Bosworth and Emma Watson.  These are all examples of the typical style worn and pretty much the best of the worst.

Vanessa Hudgens

However Vanessa Hudgens did not make that list as you will notice and here is why!  And a hint, its not because of her fine dancing skills. I am pretty sure, she has some sort of patterned dress on or bathing suit cover-up or long top?  With black lace thigh highs, mid-calf motorcycle boots and orange floppy hat to complete her look.  I would say she got dressed in the dark, but that wouldn't be fair to people who actually DO get dressed in the dark!  Or wonder if she went to play dress up at the local thrift shop on her way to the festival?  Nope still not fair, plenty of people find low-budget steals that are presentable...or so I am told.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

Really?  There is no saving this outfit.  I understand this is our version of 'Woodstock' and its all about the music, relaxing...and the "herbal" enhancements, but honestly, this is tragic.

Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa.  A little effort or appearance of trying to look decent would of been nice. I cannot blame stylists for this one-it is all you.  So no need to FIRE anyone, but BURN the boots, thigh highs and dress.  You can keep the hat and maybe next time you will remember...people can see you, bad dancing and all!

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Katy & Heidi-The Kids Know Better...So should YOU!!!

Katy Perry

Yesterday was the 2012 Kids Choice Awards on Nickelodeon.  Its were all the kids and tweens get together, pick their favorite actors, actresses, singers, athletes and so on and so on.  But most importantly it is where famous people get covered in neon green slime.  Anything for the kids right?  Past slimees include Jim Carrey, Will Smith and in 2011, Katy Perry.  So one can only guess that that experience inspired this years outfit for her.

I know I am going to get in some trouble for this post, but so be it.  Not only is she from Santa Barbara and went to the same high school as me,  but a bunch of my friends love her (also including my mother.)  But that is no excuse, this is awful from head to toe.  Obviously we was channeling last years slimed outfit, but with the orange carpet and blue hair, it's what the youngsters call a "Hot Mess."  Besides that fact, she looks like she stole one of their lil dance outfits when they weren't looking.

Heidi Klum

And she wasn't the only one, although more subtle, Heidi Klum also had a not so winning number on. At least she was dressed for winter, but that dress and boots combo is not 'Supermodel' approved.  Again, very different than Katy's dress-yet makes for a nice canvas to slime on.

Hmmm, how to save the outfit?

We will start with Heidi's outfit first.  I would say pick one or the other.  If your gonna do that dress, which I am not sure is entirely right for a kids show,  change the shoes and add a pop of color somewhere.  If your gonna stay with the boots, pick a completely different outfit.  As for Katy...lets be honest, she goes for shock value first and I shouldn't be surprised to figure out that this outfit is not save-able.  She should give Heidi some her color, maybe her bright green shoes?

As far as I can see these two women have three things in common.  1. Both went to a Kids Awards Show. 2. Both are going or gone through very public, yet seemingly amicable divorces. And 3. Both have terrible style based on the photos I have seen of them recently.  Now Katy goes for pure gimmick and attention as we all know, she did marry Russell Brand.  I believe Heidi tries, but I just don't think has great fashion sense, but why should she?  She has had people telling her what to wear in fashion shoots most of her life. 

To Heidi, keep the dress and boots-just never wear them at the same time again.  Katy, BURN the entire thing.  And I know for a fact you have stylists, I have seen them among your giant entourage you bring to performances.  So go ahead and FIRE them too while your at it.  They can do better and so should you.  Your now an accomplished artist, everyone knows who you are.  Let us see your talent and not your terrible outfits.

But what do you think?  Would you wear any of these?  Comment below...